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"Greetings, Fred West here. I am speaking to you from... Heaven! Yes, that's right people - HEAVEN! I shit you not! I am God's right-hand fucking man - and I don't mean for hand-shandies. I've got a set of wings, my own detached cloud, and if I pass my probation in 6 months time I get my fucking harp. Who'd have thought it eh - old Fred West - PA to the nigger in charge! "
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... if you dont like it you can fuck off
"I was playing that poker once dears, a poker tournament at a casino or other such like scenario. Anyway I made my standard out of position raise with J2 unsuited when some fucker decided to go all-in!" |
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