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Ryanair complainers and maoning bastards cuntbusters

For this week's Yoghurt of the Week I've promised to only use the word 'cuntbuster' twice - but I can throw in a 'reacharound' if you like.

Piss taker

Yoghurts this week are each and every spastic who flies Ryanair, sorry each and every miserly jew boy who flies Ryanair and complains when it costs a few quid when they total up fares for their rabbi, pet elephant and pimp and two tonnes worth of luggage.

These cunts then baulk at paying two quid for priority boarding and then get the arse when the only seat left is between two monstrous lezzas, at least one of which is going through the change there and then, who both forgot to buy batteries from Boots before they went to the departure lounge.

Well fuckface, I'm not swapping seats with you and I'm glad for once that it's you who's got the special needs kid dribbling on you from behind and the James Bulger killer lookalike staring at you from in front for an hour solid. When you finally go to pay your squid to have a piss I hope he punches you in the hepatitis and you produce your own Turin Piss Shroud on your Asda Chinos.

You're all pricks of the highest order and I hope you die from eating AIDS riddled bacon sandwiches. Cuntbuster!

Stephen McNamara from Ryanair said: "Michael makes a lot of this stuff up as he goes along and while this has been discussed internally there are no immediate plans to introduce it."

He added: "Not everyone uses the toilet on board one of our flights but those that do could help to reduce airfares for all passengers. Then again, maybe O'Leary was just taking the piss this morning."

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