Phil Ivey is black was the poker news headline that burst around the poker world within minutes of it being announced by poker sites and forums.
I was a bit surprised as I had always though Phil Ivey was black. Or had he done a reverse Michael Jackson and got even blacker? Or did white people consider him one of their own as he was successful but due to all the recent scandals his aura had changed and they had suddenly realised they had been colour blind all this time?
Then when I had woken up fully I realised they were saying Phil Ivey is back. Oh dear silly me.