Author Archives: CuntsPoker

phil hellmuths “clap trap” strategy

Phil hellmuth was playing at the wpt malta but was he also playing away? phil hellmuth said Really, a Doctor?!? Just had a Doctor come to table for spider bite AND ear infection! Swam 10 mins, but my immune system … Continue reading

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Aria high roller $1,000,000 freeroll tournament – superstar freeloading scum!

The Aria have had a $1,000,000 freeroll poker tournament for high rollers according to a few high roller poker players on twitter who should know. No news about it anywhere else from what we can find but we werent looking … Continue reading

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The Micros WSOP not so special

The Micros WSOP speical should be known as the Micros WSOP not so special. Just getting a bunch of poker players to make cameo’s does not make it a good or funny poker cartoon. The Micros WSOP special is special … Continue reading

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Thomas Kremser EPT scandal? pokernews.com are corporate whores?

Thomas Kremser EPT scandal or Kremser-Gate is a very surprising story in a month that may be known as Pokers Watergate. In the last month there have been numerous ‘outings’ of famous and semi famous poker players who have been … Continue reading

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autofold bot on microgaming poker network! #Born2Rape poker players!

autofold bot on microgaming poker network! its fucking amazing! you can now use an autofold bot on the microgaming poker network and the autofold bot will never be caught and you will never be banned because the autofold bot is … Continue reading

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poor cunt!

lol@thispoorcunt! 2011 WSOP, the nain event, the biggest tournament of the year. You get dealt AA and TWO other poor cunts are all ins pre flop against your pocket aces, they both have pocket kings! O happy day We don’t … Continue reading

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#fml or fuck your life @JustinBonomo ?

Tweet by @JustinBonomo when the poor cunt came 2nd in a WSOP tournament for only $117,305. This may be heart breaking to not win the WSOP bracelet but is it really that bad? Yes Justin Bonomo, FML indeed. It is … Continue reading

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#shoebomb at the #WSOP

Shoe bombs and shoe bombers are rampant with all the railbirding at the WSOP this year! The British and especially the English railbirds have been getting noisier and more drunk every year but with the new Mothership set up at … Continue reading

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#WSOPlive Rail the Bird

Watching the WSOP live stream is boring unless the British are railbirding. Dirty foreigners only make a noise when its something big like the WSOP Main Event Final Table. The dirty foreigners are typical glory hunters who do not know … Continue reading

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#WSOPcheatingscandal?

basebaldy tweeted these either co-incidental or strange events during a hand at the WSOP tournament he is playing. Is it a “poker cheating conspiracy theory” scandal or do basebaldy and the other poker players on the table with Lunkin have … Continue reading

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