Poker Bible study

The Bible. The Buybull? Is it anything to do with God? Is it really all about poker and bad beats? Is it hidden messages and meanings only for the initiated?

It certainly seems that some of the most important players and trainers in the Bible have played poker, had the heartache of Donkeys and retards beating them. Suffered the monkey on the back of bad beats, bad runs and the Father, Son and Holy Ghost of all downswings.

"Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless."

Ecclesiastes 1

And if the above quote was not written after a real bad beat then what else could it be about? What is worse than a real kick in the poker balls by a bad beat? Christ knows. And perhaps he does and there may be proof of Jesus Christs gambling habit in the Bible.

Perhaps using secret poker knowledge he was sponsored, bankrolled or managed to gamble up 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes into enough to feed 5000 people? Perhaps its worth taking notice of the bad beat poker Bible and what the trainers/teachers try to tell us.

"Is there anything of which one can say, "Look! This is something new"? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time."

The Teacher (Trainer) in Ecclesiastes 1

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Is the Bible anything to do about God, Jesus, love, redemption from sin? It seems to be the strangest book ever if its about love. These Christians tell you that the Bible is the word of God and shows his love for us. Well fuck me he didnt show it for all those nations that the Jews genocided because the same loving God told them to wipe out everything, even taking out the poor animals. Not sure what they fuck the animals had done.

But its not just God telling them to kill everyone else its the fact he tried to drown us all. Oh yeah and he also showed his love for his only Son by letting him get crucified even though his son begged to literally be let off. Thanks Dad!

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But the jews do understand that there is hidden knowledge in the Bible. Actually the Old Testament only as the New Testament is just a load of made up stories that a group of men one day picked out of lots of other scrolls. Although we will study the NT to see what it and Jesus has to say about Poker.

The jews know that the Torah has esoteric knowledge in it, you just have to find or work it out. That is why they have Kabbalah. Do they know its the original poker strategy book? Superb System and haven't told anyone else? Laughing at us as we think its about religion. Is that why Eli Elezra is so good at poker? Why Playtech is the largest poker network on earth?

If the old testament or the bible is the word of the omnipotent one then it must have instructions, advice and perhaps hidden meaning for poker players. After all god is all about giving us advice, telling us what to and what not to do, what is good or bad for us. Bad poker habits and tells must come into it.

Was it even written by God or was it a clever way for the original poker players to hide their strategy discussions and bad beat moanings? They created some scrolls they passed round and added information and strategy to them over time. If anyone asked about it or had suspicions then "its the words of God, so you can cunt right off that we are doing anything other than religious stuff."

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