What's inside cuntspoker?
Welcome to cuntspoker. The site is truly cuntified and unlike anything you have seen or read before. And that is not just a sales bitch. This page should help guide you to the funny poker stories and other articles found on cuntspoker.
Sections may look totally different to each other but they are all part of the cuntspoker tribe.
Read the poker blogs and enter the strange worlds of the cuntspoker blogosphere of Miguel and Clive, Mrs Homophobe and analEmma
Articunts are the best of the best poker and other stories
cuntspoker + forum = cuntspoker forum !!!!!
Twitter? cuntspoker, Miguel and Clive, Mrs Homophobe and the cuntspoker fully endorsed and sponsored band and amazing band kunt and the kang
Cuntspoker on Facebook? Sorry but no, we tried but got banned for some reason.
articunts - stories about poker and other stuff
Articunts | the best of cuntspoker articles - funny poker stories and other stuff
Shark scopes north of the river
"So, I open for a pony with K7 in early position yeah, and the tight-aggressive caant in the cut-off free-betted me to a ton. Aye faackin' aye I thought to myself, this caaant hasn’t free-betted anyone all game yeah, he must have fack all innit."
cuntspoker blogs
cuntspoker forum
cuntspoker + forum = cuntspoker forum
Obitchuary
Obitchuary | the true stories and reports of famous dead poker players and how they died. Some you may not believe and others you eventually may.
Doyle Brunson dead - the story of how Texas Dolly Died - Doyle Brunsons Obitchuary
Wish we could report Doyle died while taking off Liv Boeree thong with his teeth
Yoghurt Of The Week
Who is the Yoghurt Of The Week? Previous weeks Yoghurts include ...
the World Trade Centre OMG!
Derek from Deltec Solutions says "Now as September the eleventh approaches don't forget to celebrate this wonderful day in history, and let's not forget that for every 5 yanks that died, at least one raghead died too so even though some people, We' will call them cunts for now. Think that nine eleven was a bad thing, it was actually a win win situation"
Mrs Homophobe may have got distracted by her love of a certain non muscle man known as Derek from Deltec Solutions but she has moved on to other things. Leaving us all to sing
"It was great
When it all began
I was a regular Mrs H fan
But it was over when she had the plan
To start working on a muscle-man
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of certain dope
Rose tints my world keeps me
Safe from my trouble and pain"
But dont just live in the past - revel in the majesty that was the cuntspoker Yoghurt Of The Week
Funny looking cunts
look at those funny cunts! funny poker images and non poker photos, cartoons etc
livecunts@tournaments - dont dream it, be it
be the cuntspoker sponsored pro @ a live tournament. Live the dream, be the dream.
Poker stories - read a funny poker story
Poker Stories and articles - read a funny poker story now. All our poker stories are original and all are funny or sick. A lot of our poker stories are both :)List of poker stories
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