RIP Annette_15

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Annette_15 dead and circumstances of her death explained

The poker world was today mourning at the loss of one its brightest young stars, and certainly one of its biggest – Annette ‘Annette_15’ Obrestad.

Annette fell asleep in her London hotel room sometime in the early hours of Monday morning from an apparent overdose on McVities cookie dough follwing a weekend of exuberant celebrations alone in her hotel room, after her win in the £5,000 Heads Up event at the London EPT.

An online poker prodigy from the tender age of 15, Annette shot to fame in 2007 after winning the inaugural WSOPE Main Event for a cool £1,000,000 pay day - at the time becoming the youngest ever Main Event champion, and the only female world champ in history. Well, I say World Champion, in those days there were so few runners it was effectively a Sit and Go, and obviously the real world champion, the boss of all the other bracelet winners if you like, is the winner of the Vegas main event. Due to her prowess on the virtual felt and her aggressive, easy to watch style, Annette garnered a big following in railbird circles, mainly chubby-chasers but some real poker fans too.

Plump and Circumstance

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Annette_15 chubby chasers idol and wank material

Annette is survived by a tin of Wagon Wheels, 12 Pepperamis, 6 Waltnut Whips, 4 packets of pickled onion flavour Monster Munch and 48 rolls of Andrex.

The funeral service will take place in her native Norway nest week, and the family have asked fans not to send flowers, but rather make a donation to the organisation that helped Annette through the ‘dark years’ - the child obesity foundation.

Annette Obrestad died dead
Annette Obrestad will be remembered for ...

The ‘Princess of Poker’ will be remembered for her beautiful smile, her radiant personality, both on and off the table, and her natural charisma, which she was blessed with by the bucket load.

Rest in Peace Annette_15

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