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#EURO2012 Yoghurt Of The Week: Stevie Gerrard – every hole is a goal?

Derek from Deltec Solutions reports on Stevie Gerrard getting schoolgirl pregnant! Steven Gerrard gets balls into the back of schoolgirls net “Now Stevie Gerrard I would bang your wife up both pipes all night long and no mistake, so why … Continue reading

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Calling The #Poker Clock Part 2

He woke to find himself in a Dexteresque array of clingfilm and bubble wrap, strapped down so tightly he could only move his eyelids. For two days clock cunt had been kept unconcscious through the medley of drugs I’d been … Continue reading

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