Tag Archives: Both Pipes

How World War III Started

Mohammed the Muslim and Jacob the Jew run a chain of ‘Sacred Sex Shops’ across the Middle East. Mo gets an idea for a new promotion and pitches it to Jacob Mo: Jacob me old mucker, got a great idea … Continue reading

Posted in Other Stuff | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Catastrophic Wank Bank Failure

Hello Dears, Was watching that film Black Swan this week and my god did I get the horn! Natalie Portman is a fabulous piece of work and Mila Kunis is pretty excellent too. It would also be rude to forget … Continue reading

Posted in Eileen's Erotica | Tagged , | Leave a comment