Michael ‘The Grinder’ Mizrachi chokes to death on own cock


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Michael ‘The Grinder’ Mizrachi was found dead in his apartment today, having apparently choked to death on his own miniscule penis. The WSOP November 9 member had been training to fellate himself for a number of years since he got slightly better than his brothers at poker and they would bitterly no longer oblige. ‘The Grinder’, so called because of his tendency to ‘grind’ against small boys in school toilets, has had no shortage of fellatio offers from just about every fucking poker TV presenter or journalist in the world but, as a deeply spiritual man, he preferred to keep that in the family, electing instead to be rimmed by Chad Brown among many others.

Despite being a run of the mill spazztard, Mizrachi has been taken to the hearts of all of the poker press. A mystifying situation given that he has only won the same as a load of other cunts have done and is generally void of any looks, talent or personality. Presumably caught up in grief his older brother, Robert, could only muster up the following words as he wiped no tears from his eyes, “I’m glad the cunt’s dead, I just wish it had been my cock he choked on, the faggot”. The Grinder leaves behind his gimp, his Chihuahua ‘Precious’ and Phil Gordon’s Little Green Book of Poker. He will not be missed.

Precious, in happier times
precious

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  4. Cannon says:

    Dude, right on there brother.

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