Heavy Fucking Metal

Simple as, when I can be arsed I’ll stick up a banging tune! Or maybe just this once πŸ™‚

@DownloadFest – Into The Void – Black Sabbath & Soundgarden #DL2012

Last modified on 2012-07-10 19:03:55 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

While I watch the #UKOpen and #Euro2012 I bet you lot at Download are having a cuntingly good time!

Sunday sees the Masters Of Reality return and for me, the also quite moist return of Soundgarden. So in the interest of fairness here they both are playing Into The Void!

@DownloadFest – #Metallica #DL2012

Last modified on 2012-07-30 19:54:36 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

So much sand in my vagina for not getting to Download still. If you’re not going dears enjoy this instead – yay :).

@DownloadFest – The Prodigy #DL2012

Last modified on 2012-07-10 19:03:07 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

I won’t make Download this year dears, so gin and videos will have to carry me through :(. Here’s the deeply moist Prodigy with Omen – yay :).

OK Go – Get Over It

Last modified on 2012-06-02 19:45:05 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Not remotely metal I know dears but I’m the tranny equivalent of being on the rag so jog on! Yay :).

Here I Am: Rock You Like A Homophobe! #replacelyricswithhomophobe

Last modified on 2012-05-16 15:13:52 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Must have been the Bayern Munich game the other night that put me in the mood for some Krautrock dears. Now, it was a terrible burden to have to choose between Scorpions and Rammstein so I chose both – yay πŸ™‚

This track is so racy I nearly had to put it in the erotica section. Check out the lyrics some time dears! Oh and by the way I think the orchestra works much better here than it did for Metallica so get that stitched. And here’s Rammstein!

If you’re lucky you might still be able to get the special edition of the album with a collection of Rammstein dildos – yay and auf wiedersehen :).

Butcher Babies!

Last modified on 2012-05-22 23:18:52 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

In case you’re wondering dears I look quite like the brunette one – yay :).

Dickhead – Steak Number Eight

Last modified on 2011-12-29 20:58:41 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

@kuntandthegang will always be cuntspoker favourites dears but here are Steak Number Eight with ‘Dickhead’ – yay!

You can suck my fucking cock :). BANANA! BANANA! BANANA! BANANA! BANANA! BANANA!

Electric Eye

Last modified on 2011-12-13 23:18:52 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Super tune here dears – enjoy πŸ™‚

#Korn: Narcissistic Cannibal

Last modified on 2012-05-09 23:50:10 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Is it metal? Is it dubstep? IS IT FUCKING GREAT?! Yay!

The Dirty Youth!

Last modified on 2012-05-09 23:43:17 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Hello dears.

The Dirty Youth are making me ‘muy moist’ as they say in Spain. Here’s a video – yay πŸ™‚

Now I have Dom at Metal Hammer to thank for bringing this tidy band to my attention dears. Every day he reviews a new album and you can view his review of The Dirty Youth here!

Why not follow them on that twitter or facebook and tell them Eileen sent you right now πŸ™‚

Machine Head – Locust

Last modified on 2012-05-09 23:05:12 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

A FUCKING BEAST OF A TUNE DEARS – YAY πŸ™‚

Korn & Skrillex – Get Up

Last modified on 2012-05-09 23:00:56 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Last modified on 2012-05-09 22:57:16 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Boshed up a new tuneΒ which sensitively captures the troubles and traumas of being a transexual – yay :). And if any fucker knows about that it’s me. Put simply I don’t have a willy anymore (great norks though!).

The Blackout

Last modified on 2012-05-09 23:11:24 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

This makes me more moist than horse porn πŸ™‚

A Smashing Pumpkins double bill

Last modified on 2011-12-13 23:36:30 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Iron Maiden – The Final Frontier

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Fear Factory – Powershifter

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And Finally some actual Metal – yay :), but remember, if you don’t like it you can fuck off!

We Are Scientists – I Don’t Bite

Last modified on 2011-12-13 23:48:41 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

Nirvana – In Bloom

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