Britain’s Got Homophobia!

From the producers of ‘I’m A Homophobe…Get Me Out Of Here!‘ comes summer’s latest TV sensation: Britain’s Got Homophobia!

Join us every Saturday night on ITV7 as Simon Cowell, Graham Norton and Paul O’Grady give their verdicts on the abuse they receive from hundreds of homophobic hopefuls, with the winner getting the unique opportunity to call the Queen a “disgusting old lezzer” live at the Royal Variety Performance! And that’s not all! All of the finalists will get to tell foreign faggots just what they think of them and represent the best of British bigotry in the World Championship of Homophobia in Brighton later on this year!

Auditions are being held around the country from this week so don’t miss your chance to tell men with deviant lifestyles just how sick they make you feel and of course don’t forget to mention that what they do is an affront to God!

Disclaimer: Applicants must be 18 or over and unless female must never have touched, tickled or tasted a penis other than their own. Anyone familiar with the songs or lyrics from any musicals, as well as any knowledge of Gok Wan, Sex & The City or Loose Women will be immediately disqualified. While technically classified as homosexuals, any negative comments or actions towards Lesbians, especially fit ones, will not be tolerated.

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