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Shark Scopes North Of The River

Shark scopes north of the river Fack me, I’ve gone faacking broke again innit! Nah fackin’ listen to me you caant. So right, I’ve borrowed my nan’s pension yeah, she don’t know yet, I was gunna spin it up and … Continue reading

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Venereal Tourism – A Miguel & Clive Special

I was in Africa, you see, trying to catch the Sickle cell, when I was deported from The People’s Democratic Republic of Congo, and later banned from the African continent following an ill-advised advert in the local classifieds which read: Continue reading

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The demise of an old friend

Picture the scene… it’s the Mediterranean, its 2am, and I’m just enjoying my last Moroccan Marlboro before going to bed. With viewing options limited in this neck of the woods, my hand was forced, so I decided to watch a … Continue reading

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You know what really gets on our tits?

“Sorry love. Fish isn’t my bag” Continue reading

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