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The Saga of Psycho The Rapist

It was 2009, and after cashing in the GUKPT Luton Main Event I felt confident going into the Walsall leg that I could do well. I’d been studiously reading Phil Gordon’s Little Green Book of poker and was ready to … Continue reading

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Venereal Tourism – A Miguel & Clive Special

I was in Africa, you see, trying to catch the Sickle cell, when I was deported from The People’s Democratic Republic of Congo, and later banned from the African continent following an ill-advised advert in the local classifieds which read: Continue reading

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The Angie’s Room Trilogy – Part 3

Peering around the side as she gave the dog a double-handed a reacharound, or hugaround rather, she asked if I would like to take over in the wanking-off department.
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The Angie’s Room Trilogy – Part 2

Don’t mind Dee, Clive, she hasn’t been herself after getting her offer of sex turned down by a horny Downs Syndrome chap. Continue reading

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The Angie’s Room Trilogy – Part 1

In beautiful calligraphy below that, the name ‘Angie’ was signed in afterbirth, followed by three kisses daubed on the paper in human faeces.
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