Category Archives: Miguel and Clive’s World

‘Housebound’ – An excerpt from Clive’s memoirs

31st October 2008 As I exited the Naxxar residence there was a full moon set to a Milky Way backdrop that seemed to occupy the whole night sky. I had a smile on my face as I stepped out into the … Continue reading

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WIN YOUR FREEDOM WITH THE RAPETHERAPE 600 YEAR RAPE RACE! Join our all new NovemberRape Race where a total of 600 Years jail time will be quashed! With our increased prize pool and new flatter payout structure, it’s now bigger … Continue reading

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A History of Simon Schama by Miguel and Clive

“Sorry Nigel, I know it smells like the underside of the Jolly Green Giant’s foreskin, but its home, and with my Argos catalogue rendering of the Magna Karta standing proudly in the corner on its display plinth, it has a certain air of dignity about it”
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It turns out…

It turns out that Betunfair are cunts. At Betunfair there is a cold calling department staffed with a load of girls that have narrowly avoided the sex trade.  Of course HR and marketing types frown upon that name so they … Continue reading

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Spermaman

“This is 29 Acacier Road. And this is Clive – the poker player who leads an exciting double life. For when Clive arouses himself, an amazing transformation occurs – Clive…is…SPERMAMAN, ever alert for the call to action!”
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The Saga of Psycho The Rapist

It was 2009, and after cashing in the GUKPT Luton Main Event I felt confident going into the Walsall leg that I could do well. I’d been studiously reading Phil Gordon’s Little Green Book of poker and was ready to … Continue reading

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Venereal Tourism – A Miguel & Clive Special

I was in Africa, you see, trying to catch the Sickle cell, when I was deported from The People’s Democratic Republic of Congo, and later banned from the African continent following an ill-advised advert in the local classifieds which read: Continue reading

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The demise of an old friend

Picture the scene… it’s the Mediterranean, its 2am, and I’m just enjoying my last Moroccan Marlboro before going to bed. With viewing options limited in this neck of the woods, my hand was forced, so I decided to watch a … Continue reading

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You know what really gets on our tits?

“Sorry love. Fish isn’t my bag” Continue reading

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