Chris Olaafson - Up Your Ante

Chris Olaafson - professional poker player from Stockholm Sweden

Chris Olaafson the legendary poker player and star of the Up Your Ante videos is the man that Phil Ivey and Phil Helmuth have both said they want to be when they grow up to be proper poker Players. Obviously Durrrrrrrr would like to rim his ace hole.

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Chris Olaafson is also famous for being the sponsored pro for cuntspoker and has represented cuntspoker at a number of WPT and EPT events. He has failed to cash in any of them. Proving that he is truly worthy of being a cunt and the cuntspoker sponsored pro.

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Chris Olaafson - known as 'Father' or the 'Oracle'

Chris Olaafson is a professional poker player - the sort that you will only ever see on the featured table on TV or his laughing face turned round to see the tyre marks on your chest as his cavalcade of the most expensive Limo's in the world have run you over. Its not your fault if you are poor and feel pleased that it was the new Jesus Christ of Poker that ran you over. It is a blessing.

Chris Olaafson - the new Jesus of Gambling

Chris Olaafson has deigned to teach you worthless poker mortals all his amazing skills, techniques and knowledge. He will also help you with poker. This will be done through the Chris Olaafson website and poker teaching videos and books starting with 'Up Your Ante - The Revolutionary Poker Training System'.

His mission statement is to try to make you 5% the man he is. If he succeeds in doing that then you will be a God walking amongst mortals. There is not much else Chris Olaafson could do for you so be thankful that you are worthy to receive this knowledge. After all you are just a cunt.

Who is Chris Olaafson? Up Your Ante poker tutorial

Chris Olaafson plays all his live poker through cuntspoker sponsored packages. You also could win a package with our livecunts@tournaments poker packages. Also remember to sign up for your cuntback because you can have your cunt and eat it.

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Chris Olaafson and his Up Your Ante youtube videos are a fantastic insight into the world of the truly genius poker players. Those players that we can only dream of being.

The Chris Olaafson Story (Part One)

I like to look good, with the exception of the homeless, who doesn't?

Chris Olaafson

Chris Olaafson - the best poker player in the world?

Phil Ivey is his bitch

quote from some french cunt