Top 9 poker tits

Top 9 poker tits list presented by Cuntspoker

Jennifer Tilly

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Jennifer Tilly is one of the reasons why women get raped and the men can not be 100% to blame. Strutting around showing off her big pair at all and every opportunity. Has any one ever seen her at a poker event without her tits on display?

For size and sheer constant exposure Jennifer Titly is at the top of the list for top 9 poker tits. So often does she expose her assets that before digital cameras became the norm she was known as Jennifer ‘Kodak’ Tilly. Cuntspoker are certainly not saying she is the best but they could break your local greengrocers scales if he had not had them serviced recently.

The image above is one of the most famous shots in poker. As the top female poker player in our top 9 tits list she is worthy of another random shot of her .. and shock she has her tits out. That’s at least another 6 innocent women raped because of her.

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Jennifer Tilly – top of the top 8 poker tits list and one of the reasons why other women get raped


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cockgate upsets the fringe of the minge

What is the world coming to or not coming to may be the actual point? Anything that is decent, honest, has a true purpose or spirit seems to get commercialised which means moneyterised.

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People getting upset about something that is funny and hilarious. Cunts the lot of em and I wish em a slow and painful death for having no sense of humour and trying to bring everyone else down to their boring level of life.

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@MailOnline or @femaleOnline?

The internet has been great for so many things and so many people. It has also been a disaster for others but most of them deserved to be fucked over. No longer can certain companies rape us of money because we did not have a choice.

Newspaper sales have been steadily going downwards for years now, after all in this world of instant news and instant boredom who wants to spend money on buying yesterdays news? Although a cracking pair of tits does not get old that quick. With the reduced readership of papers they have had to offer lower prices for adverts or lower their standards and accept adverts from new revenue streams they would have mocked only a few years ago.

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wasting away 140 characters at a time

One mans drivel is another mans undrivel? It does my fuckin head in this twitter lark. Why the fuck these retards think I am interested in them being late for a plane, i have seen a cloud in the sky, been busy during the day so not texted (like the fuck I am refreshing the page every fuckin minute or phoning up Mr Bill Gates and shouting at him to sort the it fuckin out nowwwwwwwww, useless fuckin windows so it has to be his fault don it that the internet and twitter aint working as the person I am following has not told me about her latest movements). And most of the twitter shite is movements of the bowel variety.

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The ultimate poker prop bet

Do you accept the wager sonny, do you accept the ultimate poker prop bet?

I nodded yes, what else could I say?

Doyle Brunson then said I take the challenge. I shall be laughing all the way to the bank.

And the grave! Thought I

Doyle’s lost it! I could hear in the crowd.

“You have lost it Doyle. And the ultimate poker prop bet.”


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